The Beauty of the Mullet

The Mullet has become an icon in hockey, almost as important as the game itself. It's become a part of hockey culture, as important as the wrist shot, the face wash, and the national anthem. Let's start with some examples:

Hmmm, strange to note that Jagr's point production dropped significantly after these wondrous locks were shorn. And some people say it's because he lost Lemieux! Hah!


Scott Hannan: Hard-nosed defenseman... or GQ cover model? You decide. My mind's made up.



Ladies and gentlemen. They don't call him the Great One for nothing. Like Jagr, Wayne's best years were highlighted by the golden mane flowing from beneath his domed Jofa helmet.

Barry Melrose: The epitome of class. The god of hockey wisdom and knowledge. Look at the suit. Look at the smile. Look at the mullet. Perfectly groomed for the ultimate combination of class and sass.

The theory of evolution does not exist... just a list of animals Ryan Smyth has allowed to live.

'nuff said!

Tune in next time for great hockey noses!